9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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