Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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