Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
That's intense
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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