You made me cry and you don't even care
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
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I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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