The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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