that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
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they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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