Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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