p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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