I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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