Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
