The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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