Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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