I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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