I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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