office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
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You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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