I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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