You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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