The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
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Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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