It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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