Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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