North Korea, Best Korea!
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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