its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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