elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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