Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
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So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
