***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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