They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
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I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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