hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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