considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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