it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
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He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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