If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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