Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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