Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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