Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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