So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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