I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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