make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
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I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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