But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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