yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
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You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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