Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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