I just saw a hot homeless man
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
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You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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