Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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