(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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