well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
