haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
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The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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