so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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