haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
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Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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