whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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