You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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