if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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