Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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