White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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