No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
accomplished twins. life is a go
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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