I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.