My liver just broke up with me...
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Randomize
