If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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