We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
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