Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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