R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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