the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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