She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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